Locals in upstate New York were stunned when a glowing object floated across the night sky, sources have confirmed. While...
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Read moreDetailsNewsom Replaces Voting Maps with Magical Mood Rings That Only Register When They Turn Blue, sources have confirmed. In a...
Read moreDetailsHollywood insiders revealed today that activists are pushing for a “Director’s Woke Cut” of American Pie, in which the apple...
Read moreDetailsA vegan firefighter heroically extinguished a blazing tractor-trailer carrying 40,000 pounds of ribeye steaks, unfortunately every ounce of prime beef...
Read moreDetailsDaytime TV imploded this week when The View — a panel of self-anointed woke Looney’s who function like the mean...
Read moreDetailsCollege sorority “cold rooms” have officially been outed as the first step toward America’s socialist sleep experiment, sources have confirmed....
Read moreDetailsJimmy Fallon is under investigation for “reckless endangerment of fragile minds” after hosting Greg Gutfeld on The Tonight Show, sources...
Read moreDetailsMaryland Angler’s Titanic Marlin Annihilates AOC’s Goldfish, Sources have confirmed In Ocean City, Maryland, Drew Osmeyer, aboard the "Barbara B,"...
Read moreDetailsSenator Chuck Schumer led an impassioned rant on the Senate floor , demanding immediate action after President Trump publicly stated...
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