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NEW YORK CITY — Mayor Zohran Mamdani’s honeymoon with the teachers union reportedly ended after officials discovered that socialism can...

WASHINGTON, D.C. — Former White House Press Secretary Jen Psaki reportedly became furious after journalists praised Karoline Leavitt, forcing Democrats...

WASHINGTON, D.C. — Gavin Newsom, Kamala Harris, and Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez walked into a bar Tuesday, demanded the same stool, ordered...

CHICAGO, IL — Gen Z investors announced they have discovered a revolutionary alternative to stocks, bonds, and homeownership: losing their...

NEW YORK CITY — Thousands of cash-strapped New Yorkers reportedly deleted DoorDash, Uber Eats, and every other side-hustle app after...

NEW YORK CITY — Mayor Zohran Mamdani’s rent advisor, Tracy Rosenthal, unveiled a revolutionary housing program Tuesday allowing New Yorkers...

LOS ANGELES, CA — Gov. Gavin Newsom celebrated another major victory for California Tuesday after Paramount reportedly considered leaving the...

DETROIT, MI — Abdul El-Sayed unveiled a revolutionary healthcare proposal Monday promising Americans free healthcare in exchange for the minor...

WASHINGTON, D.C. — Hundreds of adult DSA members arrived at settlement offices Monday claiming to be unusually hairy 10-year-olds after...

NEW YORK, NY — Bill Maher accidentally uncovered the Democratic Socialists of America’s final policy objective after learning that apparently...