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October 5, 2024
A confused Joe Biden appeared on the White House lawn this morning, publicly pardoning a turkey in a tradition usually...
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Read moreFollowing several other controversies this month, Boeing announced earlier today that from now on every single passenger on planes of...
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Read moreA new policy introduced on Boeing flights will see first class passengers be given complimentary parachutes in the likely event...
Read moreA passenger on a recent Southwest Airlines flight that was overheard complaining about the lack of legroom in the Boeing...
Read moreWashington — After the suspicious death of a whistleblower, Boeing has reportedly begun lobbying for the "Planes with Disabilities Act,"...
Read moreIn a shocking result from this week’s Super Tuesday primaries, the city of San Francisco has caved in and finally...
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